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3 Standup Jokes to Make Your Man Happy

3 Standup Jokes to Make Your Man Happy
Watch Walk Your Way Out on NETFLIX
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  1. KD Customs

    KD Customs

    پیش 18 روز

    Am I the only one who would prefer my sandwich not cut in half? 😆

  2. Mahim Murulya

    Mahim Murulya

    پیش 20 روز

    Bill Butt is the man.

  3. Max rmiller@pinnaclehrllc.com

    Max rmiller@pinnaclehrllc.com

    پیش 20 روز

    18 feminists didn't like this lol.

  4. Danny Marschall

    Danny Marschall

    پیش 20 روز

    Even with Swedish subs, he stills speaks the truth. BB 4 ever!

  5. Big Glock Horizontal

    Big Glock Horizontal

    پیش 21 روز

    One of the most legendary moments in standup 7:57

  6. Rachael Bluee

    Rachael Bluee

    پیش 21 روز

    The feminist will hate this video. 🐱ladies

  7. Danu Redmi

    Danu Redmi

    پیش 21 روز

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  8. jimmy bluebos

    jimmy bluebos

    پیش 21 روز

    Three kings of stand up comedy

  9. Shawn Louis

    Shawn Louis

    پیش 21 روز

    Bill Burr is too funny man 😩😂

  10. toobasaurus23

    toobasaurus23

    پیش 21 روز

    Truth teller's at their finest!

  11. Joe Honegger

    Joe Honegger

    پیش 21 روز

    Does anyone else find it strange that Patrice would tell his Girlfriend to get an abortion but then be sentimental enough that he kept the positive pregnancy test?? Odd

    • Range Queen

      Range Queen

      پیش 21 روز

      @Joe Honegger He did try but he had some pretty serious health issues.

    • Joe Honegger

      Joe Honegger

      پیش 21 روز

      @Range Queen he could have gotten healthy. Especially if he was that seriously worried about it.

    • Range Queen

      Range Queen

      پیش 21 روز

      Breaks my heart, he knew he wouldn’t live long.

  12. Joe Honegger

    Joe Honegger

    پیش 21 روز

    Bill Burr is the G.O.A.T!!!

  13. Kyle Chapin

    Kyle Chapin

    پیش 21 روز

    Notice all 3 said "don't talk"

  14. Brock Rain

    Brock Rain

    پیش 21 روز

    4 times a year-that’s all it takes! Love ya Bill💋

  15. Brock Rain

    Brock Rain

    پیش 21 روز

    👍🤟😎

  16. prison wallet thief

    prison wallet thief

    پیش 21 روز

    Bill burr's sandwich story: that's so true. My girlfriend brought me a Jamba juice on a day I was working a 15 hour shift. When he was telling that story, the whole time I was thinking about that Jamba juice.

    • prison wallet thief

      prison wallet thief

      پیش 19 روز

      @Alex M. Let's go play roofhockey...

    • Alex M.

      Alex M.

      پیش 19 روز

      You should watch the first Clerks movie

  17. Darren Abraham

    Darren Abraham

    پیش 21 روز

    Patrice, Bill and Dave. Doesn't get much better.

    • Nick SLowLife

      Nick SLowLife

      پیش 21 روز

      Honestly the perfect 3❤🙏

  18. Jarin K. Quintuña

    Jarin K. Quintuña

    پیش 21 روز

    7:58

  19. Brittani Brewer

    Brittani Brewer

    پیش 22 روز

    My 3 fav comedians, cheers

  20. hoponuoli paska kanava!!!

    hoponuoli paska kanava!!!

    پیش 22 روز

    Patrice omg😂😂😅

  21. jamie ashman

    jamie ashman

    پیش 22 روز

    LAUGHPLANET, YOU DELETED MY JOKE AGAIN, STOP IT'S PATHETIC. I KNOW IT'S YOU BECAUSE IT STAYS UP ON ANOTHER CHANNEL.

    • jamie ashman

      jamie ashman

      پیش 21 روز

      @Rose ffs, that's a JOKE!.

    • Rose

      Rose

      پیش 21 روز

      yep, someone definitely reported you. i had the same issue as you before trust me, i was banned from commented using certain words. Lol, they may have reported you for “spam” i know i was reported for “hate speech” Lmao.

    • jamie ashman

      jamie ashman

      پیش 21 روز

      @Blood Bath and Beyond - Pop Goes Metal Covers It's ok not "SO GOOD". I did post it on my channel, it's stayed for up now. i may well now make my own channel, but all i can do is type jokes, not very entertaining. But at least i can hopefully get some of the more darker jokes to stay up.

    • jamie ashman

      jamie ashman

      پیش 21 روز

      @Joe Honegger ask laughplanet, they know! people on here know!

    • jamie ashman

      jamie ashman

      پیش 21 روز

      @Blood Bath and Beyond - Pop Goes Metal Covers i don't have subs no one would see it, i don't seek subs maybe i should.

  22. Redha Ali

    Redha Ali

    پیش 22 روز

    It’s the sandwich that makes the deference

  23. Ihsan Aminu Dangana

    Ihsan Aminu Dangana

    پیش 22 روز

    They'll still argue

  24. Luke Zuzga

    Luke Zuzga

    پیش 22 روز

    Wish Patrice was here to give the weak young men of today advice on dating. Pussification of the nation prally only comics can fix at this point.

  25. Jeremy Wright

    Jeremy Wright

    پیش 22 روز

    Patrice just had me in tears.

  26. travis Lastname

    travis Lastname

    پیش 22 روز

    Everything that makes you (her) happy, just do exactly the opposite. We want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves. Dr. Phillip had some great advice.

    • Nontas Georgoulias

      Nontas Georgoulias

      پیش 18 روز

      @travis Lastname yea, the genesis of black philip is a really good radio segment, he really shocked o&a with his views on men and women

    • travis Lastname

      travis Lastname

      پیش 18 روز

      @Nontas Georgoulias like he said.. I'm the black dr phil.. hence the black phillip show

    • Nontas Georgoulias

      Nontas Georgoulias

      پیش 21 روز

      Black philip

  27. edidiong udoeyop

    edidiong udoeyop

    پیش 22 روز

    Lmfao 😂

  28. travis Lastname

    travis Lastname

    پیش 22 روز

    They say the sisters left bill alone after that night.

    • Fayceoff

      Fayceoff

      پیش 19 روز

      🤣That's funny because he's married to a black woman.

  29. pigGRAYs hombakd

    pigGRAYs hombakd

    پیش 22 روز

    How to make a man happy? Treat him as you want to be treated....and make him hamburgers daily.

  30. William Whiting

    William Whiting

    پیش 22 روز

    Lol.its all true!

  31. Analyn Camacho

    Analyn Camacho

    پیش 22 روز

    Love all three lol 😂

    • Analyn Camacho

      Analyn Camacho

      پیش 21 روز

      @2R 2D noted lol 😂

    • 2R 2D

      2R 2D

      پیش 21 روز

      Take notes

  32. Christopher Scipio

    Christopher Scipio

    پیش 22 روز

    I’m going to auto play this on my tv when my girlfriend gets home from work .

    • Tempus Fugit

      Tempus Fugit

      پیش 21 روز

      bill burr showed up,. i should have waited to comment lol.. wat a good laugh

    • Tempus Fugit

      Tempus Fugit

      پیش 21 روز

      yo i thought i was only one that plotted same thing,. hahaha just goin to put the first 15 secs on loop

  33. Firebourn94

    Firebourn94

    پیش 22 روز

    Relatable and hysterical

  34. Alisa Roberts

    Alisa Roberts

    پیش 22 روز

    Patrice is top 3 funniest comedians ever if he was alive now he would be huge

    • Fernando Winston

      Fernando Winston

      پیش 2 روز

      @ yup, I've been watching on Flixzone for months myself :)

    • Mekhi Neil

      Mekhi Neil

      پیش 2 روز

      pro tip : you can watch series at flixzone. Been using them for watching all kinds of movies during the lockdown.

    • Tiery Lach

      Tiery Lach

      پیش 4 روز

      No he wasn't a sell out he didn't give a fuck....

    • Rachael Bluee

      Rachael Bluee

      پیش 21 روز

      Funny ass dude

    • ZAdition

      ZAdition

      پیش 21 روز

      Some comics just don't know how to make money, ask Bill

  35. Cecilia C

    Cecilia C

    پیش 22 روز

    Why can’t men do the same. Lol.

    • Cecilia C

      Cecilia C

      پیش 4 روز

      @Tiery Lach Relationship is complicated if mixing with power struggle and entitlement. Open communication, compatibility, respect and honesty is a crucial foundation. Couple takes each other for granted once get too comfortable. Love last, lust doesn’t.

    • Tiery Lach

      Tiery Lach

      پیش 4 روز

      @Cecilia C because women are not THAT simple.

    • Mahim Murulya

      Mahim Murulya

      پیش 20 روز

      Women love men's attention. It's like an ego massage. You guys will lose your minds if we ignored you.

    • Cecilia C

      Cecilia C

      پیش 21 روز

      @Mark Lymus You’re a good man. My guess is you’re a good cook too. Lol. IMO, marriage is partnership and commitment, able to share responsibilities and support regardless good or bad.

    • Mark Lymus

      Mark Lymus

      پیش 21 روز

      @Cecilia C. Lol...I think you’re missing the truth wrapped up in a joke. This is purely about how most of us guys are so simple, but most women think it’s rocket science to keep a good dude. I do 95% of the cooking in my house, but once in a blue moon, my Lady will make my lunch for work...and when I open it and see that sandwich with all the condiments known to man...that’s that Bill Burr moment! 😁. Men should do the same, it’s just that most women need much more than a sandwich, lol.

  36. Jungmin Lee

    Jungmin Lee

    پیش 22 روز

    that 1:00 bit was so point, because I know exactly what that feels like. Goes instantly limp

  37. Jimbo Bob Gaming

    Jimbo Bob Gaming

    پیش 22 روز

    Sex.....sandwich......silence.......

  38. Marym

    Marym

    پیش 22 روز

    Lmaoo

  39. daniel Lockwood

    daniel Lockwood

    پیش 22 روز

    R.I.P. Patrice my friend. Good video

  40. John Dillermand

    John Dillermand

    پیش 22 روز

    Thank you

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